red tide

I used to like ads, especially TV ads. I thought there was an artistry to caricature: a visual semiotics testing how much can be thrown out while retaining signification. And, while political cartoons essentialized a politician's features, TV ads caricatured everyday expressions: particularly, looks of discomfort, exasperation, and embarrassment. Over time, these caricatures became a cultural anthropology, tracking trends in expressions and body language.
But, sometime in the past two years, I've stopped liking ads. I feel like one of their characters when I'm watching them: my eyebrows rise with surprise, then plummet with annoyance, and I mouth to anyone nearby, what the hell? The ads are like the ridiculous and offensive characters they contain. But I'm not sure if I've changed, or the ads have. And so, I keep meaning to start a regular column here (Ad-Verse), in which I try to summarize the most offensive trends in ad campaigns. (My last attempt at Ad-Verse was in March.)

Today's trend comes courtesy of Andrea, who has "been badly wanting to develop a lecture series on tampon ad campaigns."

The fact is that they're getting more and more horrific, and I have to attribute this "aesthetic of fear" to intense competition between the feminine hygene companies… When I was going through puberty, tampon companies were still playing nice. Ad rhetoric was all about comfort and ease, assuring young teens that tampons were a cinch to get the hang of and that we wouldn't even be able to feel them in our bodies. But then, sometime around the millenium (perhaps this has some cryptic bearing), I began to notice that the tampon companies were leaving behind the idea of the tampon itself as being a benign, helpful product, and were embracing a more all-encompassing projection of the fear that should be involved while having one's period. Now, instead of comfort being the focus, it was the horror of being in a state of menstration and the way that tampons, including packaging and design, could help to hide this horror from those around us… So anyway, I've long been wanting to do this series examining just what is going on in tampon ads, exactly, and what better ad to kick it off than the one that actually made my jaw drop earlier this month, the ad that is so clearly fucked up that I don't really even have to take the time to go into heavy analysis today (which is good, because I'm tired)?
Here's the ad, from the May issue of Seventeen:

Posted by nchicha at April 22, 2004 02:26 AM
Comments

great stuff chicha (& andrea) -- I can't wait to buy my beau tampon whitening strips for xmas.

Posted by: fairest on April 22, 2004 10:51 AM

You might like Commericials I hate:

http://www.commercialsihate.com/index1.html

and Adland:

http://ad-rag.com/

Both humorous weblogs about the ad trade.

Posted by: Charles on April 23, 2004 01:27 AM

I've always been interested in the way they show tampons and pads working in TV commercials using clear blue fluid. I guess it's sort of obvious why--red stuff hits too close to home, yellow looks like pee, orange is a cross between the two, purple is too close to red, and green is too scary and/or close to pee yellow. Blue has these associations of artificialness and cleanliness.

Another thing I've noticed in recent years is that more and more tampon ads try to give some sort of vaguely feminist aura to their products--like the Tampax ad a while back showing a girl dancing at Woodstock and saying "Tampax was there." Makes you wonder if they're responding indirectly to the critique among many feminists of tampons' toxic properties (dioxin, etc.) and their wastefulness (given reusable alternatives).

Posted by: susan on April 23, 2004 10:59 AM

Sometimes instead of zapping commercials I watch them with the sound off. For some reason all the artifice of these compressed, straight-to-the-reptilian-brain messages shows up when you separate the visuals from the soundtrack: the editing, the ridiculous metaphors, the unnaturally handsome people, the fake facial expressions, the Pavlovian connections to sex, status and security. You can get the same effect by watching ads (or sitcoms or soap operas, for that matter) in a language you don't understand.

Posted by: Prentiss Riddle on April 24, 2004 09:16 PM

Woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhh body form!! Body formed for youuuuuuuuuu!! What ever happened to that ad with the woman jumping out of that plane when she had just come on!! Is there secret meaning in that girls?

Posted by: adrian on May 4, 2004 05:27 AM
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