brown, finally no. 1?

A friend from Brown just sent me a link to this ridiculous, but true, Boston Globe article:

Ivy chic? Try Brown

Providence campus wins plaudits for its hip couture

Harvard may have the most money, and Yale corners the market on presidential contenders, but students at Brown University can hold their heads high: They've got the best outfits, according to Women's Wear Daily, the fashion industry bible.

The publication, based in New York City and known to style-minded readers as WWD, ranked the fashion savvy of the eight Ivy League campuses in its annual college issue last week. The results turned the Ivy universe topsy-turvy, with Brown on top, followed by Columbia and Cornell, Princeton in the middle, and Harvard and Yale stuck in the bottom spots on the list.

"It's a rare situation in which a Harvard student isn't at the head of the class," the magazine opined. "But when it comes to matters of personal expression and style, these Cambridge smarties are strictly conservative prep."

Harvard students may write dazzling papers, but their wardrobes are less imaginative, with boring brown loafers, pressed jeans, and barn jackets in heavy rotation, according to WWD. The fashion editors were more impressed on their visit to Providence, where Brown students won high marks for creativity, attributed in part to the close proximity of the Rhode Island School of Design. At Brown, looks on campus range from "downtown New York hipster" to "stiletto-clad sophisticates" and "patchworked bohemians."

News of their victory in the rankings was slow to reach Brown students, with copies of WWD hard to track down in local bookstores. Told about the outcome, few students took the findings very seriously. But neither did they object to beating Harvard -- no matter how vapid the contest.

"It's a silly competition, but we'll take our school pride where we can get it," said Jesse Finkelstein, a senior at Brown, where stylish alumni include John F. Kennedy Jr. and Alex von Furstenberg, son of fashion designer Diane.

Harvard Undergraduate Council president Matthew Mahan defended his school yesterday against the charges of frumpiness. Because winters are so harsh in Cambridge, students "have their overcoats on half the year," giving an edge to campuses in the milder climes of New York and Rhode Island, he said.

"I wish you could see me today," Mahan lamented in a phone interview. "I've got a suit on, with a really snazzy tie."

"Snazzy" is such a Harvard word. But the Brown girls pictured in this article look putrid.

Posted by nchicha at April 20, 2004 06:25 PM
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Those girls don't even attend Brown. I've never seen them, and I actually live on the main green, so I'd know if they were there. In fact, there was never even a photo shoot of any kind on the main green. It's a giant fraud. Any school with a name like "Brown" has to resort to planting stupid news stories to get any attention at all.

Posted by: Josiah Brown on April 20, 2004 08:20 PM

Putrid is an excellent word.

Posted by: qB on April 21, 2004 03:16 AM

I never attended Harvard so perhaps I'm being a bit dense. But could someone explain to me how Providence (41° 44' N 71° 26' W)has a "milder clime" than Boston (42° 22' N 71° 2' W)?

Posted by: Daniellechik on April 21, 2004 08:30 AM

"I graduated from Brown and all I got was this lousy Dior t-shirt."

Posted by: Alejandra on April 21, 2004 10:43 AM

I think Matthew Mahan is referring to the social climate at Harvard, which is positively arctic. For the record, though, Nathalie, "snazzy" is not so much a Harvard word as a 100% fucking awesome word.

Posted by: on April 21, 2004 06:10 PM
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