while most of us find our own dreams fascinating and others' incomprehensibly dull,

I'm still going to mention that, Saturday night, I dreamt I was a gay man with a crush on Choire. And that, soon after waking, my subconscious was disabused of that crush by Choire's appearance on VHI's "Hottest Couples." Choire, oh God, called Nick & Jessica "adorable," and I can only hope that this is meant as an apology.