at 5 am, i'm not paying attention to content

I Am Uninformed tells men how to seduce a mid-list author:

1. Be a good listener:
Seriously. She's going to complain a lot. Expect to be inundated with lyrical pronouncements about the unfairness of it all as soon as you walk in the door. Don't try to solve her problems, just be a shoulder for her to cry on (because if you fuck it up, you'll no doubt inspire her to create a new "character" who doesn't listen to his wife/girlfriend and ends up under the wheels of a train).

In my opinion, the formula for success with mid-list authors is much simpler. Three dates equals sex? Try three compliments for anal. Just kidding. One should do the trick.

Posted by nchicha at March 24, 2004 05:47 AM