self-improvement, competitive sport

Reality TV may have the thematic heft of cotton candy, and linger in the memory about as long as uncapped soda keeps its fizz. But despite its newness, its postmodern ditziness, its sensual triviality, reality TV has an ancient and recognizable cosmology: a metaphysics not organized by logic but by faith. For reality TV contestants, laws come from above and are accepted without protest; a higher intelligence promises to guide them to the Holy Land. "Forever Eden" spells it out: for those willingly trapped inside reality TV, it is TV -- and its profiteering producers -- who are God.
Like the God of the Old Testament, reality TV's God can be unsympathetic, even malicious. What other adjective could possibly describe the premise of "The Swan," Fox's upcoming reality show?

WOMEN GIVEN UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY TO REALIZE THEIR DREAMS
IN "THE SWAN" PREMIERING MONDAY, MARCH 29, ON FOX

FOX will debut THE SWAN, an unscripted series that turns a fairy tale into a reality and mirrors the classic tale of the ugly duckling that transforms into a beautiful swan. The series, produced by FremantleMedia North America and Galan Entertainment in association with A. Smith & Company, will premiere Monday, March 29 (9pm/8c) on FOX.

THE SWAN takes women who are stuck in a rut and revitalizes them by restoring their beauty and confidence. It offers women the incredible opportunity to undergo physical, mental and emotional transformations and follows them through the process. This groundbreaking idea culminates in a pageant in which one woman will be crowned "The Ultimate Swan."

Each of the contestants will be assigned a team of specialists -- a coach, therapist, trainer, cosmetic surgeon, dentist and stylist -- that will work together to design the perfect individually-tailored program. The final reveal will be especially dramatic because the contestants will not be permitted to see themselves in a mirror during the three-month transformation process.

This chance of a lifetime comes with a price: hard work. The show does not end once the cosmetic surgery and physical transformations are complete. Rather, contestants must go through an intensive "boot camp" of exercise, diet, therapy and inspiration to achieve their goals. [Ed. note: "Excercise" and "diet" result in something different from "physical transformation"?]

Each woman's work ethic, growth and achievement will be monitored. Two women will be featured in each episode and at that showís conclusion, one of them will be selected to move on to The 1st Annual Swan Pageant and one will go home. The challenging and emotionally charged journey from ugly duckling to superstar-looks will culminate in the selection of "The Ultimate Swan" on the glamorous two-hour season finale on Monday, May 24 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

Participating in a reality game show, accepting its cosmology, its rules, requires such a large idealogical shift that I wonder if reality shows aren't unlike cults. ("This man is our leader. All females must be willing and ready to have sexual relations with him." A cult, or "The Bachelor"?) "The Swan" looks for women "in a rut," and then seeks to "transform" them in a "bootcamp" setting. As a tool of self-reflection, which may lead to questioning or doubt, mirrors are banned from the competition. Women are reminded that without the competition/cult, they will remain, or regress into, "ugly ducklings." "Each woman's work ethic, growth and achievement will be monitored" and judged according to the competition/cult's philosophy and goals. "Therapy" and "inspiration" are made mandatory, and any rebellion results in rejection from the community.
Any therapist worth her degree would help smuggle the contestants out of there. "Competitive plastic surgery? What the fuck are they calling that? 'Revitalizing. . . by renewing confidence'? Here, take this gun. We're busting out of here Chuck Norris-style." That, you know, would be an awesome reality TV show.

Posted by nchicha at March 17, 2004 02:03 PM
Comments

No posts about the NY get together? What gives?

Posted by: stump boy i.l.w.c. on March 17, 2004 10:26 PM

So there's no twist ending in this series? Like perhaps the winner is subjected to systematic humiliation and ridicule directly after the pageant, at hands of the first 5 girls to drop out? Oh FOX, where is thy sting?! =)

Posted by: Eric on March 19, 2004 04:15 PM

Systematic humiliation and ridicule? Isn't that what a pageant's all about? Esp. in this case, where "inner beauty" is also taken into account. How much more hurtful to be told you lack inner, rather than outer, beauty?

Posted by: Nathalie Chicha on March 19, 2004 06:56 PM

I personally find the premise of this show disgusting and it is shows like this, as well as MTV's "I Want a Famous Face" that help to show Americans that plastic surgery can help solve all of their problems. America's fascination with self image is an ever growing problem that should be addressed. Unforunately the American public loves the "edgy" reality TV shows that FOX presents them with, but wouldn't it be great if for once people could realize that FOX has gone too far?

Posted by: Laura on March 28, 2004 04:07 PM

The women in this show are being portrayed on t.v as being "ugly" and how if they were only "beautiful", that their life would be so much more fulfilling. Just to clarify here, these women are far from being "ugly", in fact, for the most part, they are better looking than I am. This must mean that I am ugly too and I will never be able to achieve the goals I have set for my life. *despair*

Posted by: Lisa on April 5, 2004 07:02 PM

I just saw a commercial on TV for Fox's new 'Swan' show. I would like to say that my first reaction was disgust. What are they trying to tell women of America? ... that we are all average and ugly, but if we'd just pay oodles of money for plastic surgery, all would be solved? I think this show will hurt a lot of people and I am amazed that anyone would ever want to participate in something so superficial. Instead of pushing us "average" women into believing we must have work done on us before we'd ever be considered pretty, why aren't tv stations showing us that it's ok to be average? Don't we suffer from enough skinny-and-beautiful envy? Just some questions I was asking.

Posted by: Allison on April 5, 2004 07:17 PM

Now that I've seen the ads, I'm even more disturbed. The women really don't look so bad; I'd simply recommend some makeup and better clothes (though I haven't even seen their clothes; I'm just assuming that if they don't have much self-esteem, they haven't learned to dress well).

Posted by: Nathalie Chicha on April 5, 2004 07:54 PM

Everytime I see a commercial for the show, I yell at the narrator for the ad that these women are not ugly. If to be beautiful is to be fake and plastic looking, I do not want to be beautiful. The media is trying to strip away anything pretty and unique and they do not like individuality. Boycott the show and put a stop to conformity!

Posted by: Carrie Hargus on April 6, 2004 09:41 AM

Any woman who chooses to watch this show should be ashamed of herself. Fox should have more respect for women than this. Maybe someone at Fox will grow a soul and realize that a public apology is owed to all women everywhere. I urge any woman who is proud to be a woman to ban this show. Pass the word on. And for you men who care about your mother, wife, sister or any other women in your life, please do the same.

Posted by: kendra on April 6, 2004 11:16 PM

At first I thought that this was sad thing until I reminded myself that these women are more attracted to the fame. I wont miss a single show.

Posted by: Eric Marlow on April 7, 2004 01:02 PM

Some of the comments these women make about themselves is so sad. They have this huge panel of medical professionals, lined up to "fix" these women. And I keep wondering "Where are the psychiatrists and therapists?" These "problems" are more than skin deep.

Posted by: Marie on April 8, 2004 12:09 AM

The main crux of this show is self esteem and
what lengths one is willing to go to build that
self esteem. Im sure through the duration of the
show, every contestant will share how they view
themselves, whether average or ugly and that
what shaped this perception was the criticism and/
or lack of complements they received.

We are all judged - Man, woman, child. Each and every day each one of us walks down a runaway. If we are not judged by beauty, then we are judged by our intelligence, personality, our strength, our wealth, etc. etc.

Its inevitable that we judge ourselves and that others judge us. In essence, it is through such judgement that we select our life long partners. We are told not to judge a book by its cover. But we all do it.

If you had to look at
a caterpillar or a butterfly, which would you prefer?

Why? Im sure- many
would have selected the butterfly. Why? Because of its beauty.

We all judge and we all share our thoughts based on these judgements. However, too often what is shared is our criticism. It is this criticism that hurts and that shapes the perception of the individual.Criticism is widely shared. But what about complements? How many complements have you heard today at school, at work, at play? How many complements have you given?

I truly believe that if we give more complements- sincere ones that we
could help shape the perception of others and that perhaps, just perhaps, we would regard
ourselves as special, beautiful and we would
not go to such lengths to boost our self esteem.

Try it. And give only sincere complements. You'll find a fragile smile or perhaps a look of bewilderment. In either instance, you will have learned that we have the power to help transform that caterpillar into a butterfly. And it
didnt even cost a dime.

Posted by: Sierra on April 9, 2004 01:12 PM

Just when you think you've reached the proverbial bottom-of-the-reality-tv-barrel you find a hidden trap door, leading to a subsection of the barrel containing shows in the genre "who wants to blank a millionaire" and "temptation something." Below this level you'll find "The Swan."

This show is absolutely terrible, and it's just baffling that there has been so little commentary or reaction. I mean, the concept alone is horrifyingly misogynistic, but actually trying to sit through five minutes of this trash? Jesus- I don't necessarily consider myself a feminist, but this really, REALLY exceeds the boundary of good taste.

Posted by: Dan on April 12, 2004 06:42 PM

I want to encourage anyone who finds "The Swan" as offensive as I do to go here and sign the petition. Although I don't think it's very likely the FCC will do anything about this, I still think that it's important to express our collective outrage that this garbage is allowed on the air.

Posted by: Becky on April 13, 2004 02:46 PM

This is funny. The FCC goes positively apeshit over a clip lasting 1/60th of a middle aged woman's partially concealed breast, yet it will probably do nothing about a weekly hour long broadcast that proclaims to everyone watching "you are inferior."

That being said I am not going to sign this petition, because the same people who go to the trouble of creating forms like this are the ones who actively curtail free expression and allow for drivel like "The Swan" to take its place. If you want to do something about this show, fuck the FCC and contact your local Fox network directly.

Posted by: Dan on April 13, 2004 05:13 PM

Ya'll all need to get a life. If ya'll are complaining, then why did you come to this site? Ya'll are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: on April 13, 2004 08:44 PM

Ya'll all need to get a life. If ya'll are complaining, then why did you come to this site? Ya'll are stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: on April 13, 2004 08:45 PM

this web site is the gayest web site i have ever been to i only came to this web site cuz i was going to see how many dumb ass people were here on this web site.

Posted by: on April 13, 2004 08:47 PM

I would just like to say i never miss apisode of the swan these women that feel they are ugly contacted the swan to be on the show for a reason to feel good about themselves and be somebody the show would not know which women to contact if they didn't contact the show themselves keep it up i love the show.

Posted by: Shannon on April 18, 2004 05:44 PM

Eh, how do you get an application for the next SWAN?

Posted by: on April 27, 2004 01:41 PM

How can I get to be a contestant on the show?

Posted by: Ruby Scott on May 9, 2004 10:15 PM
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