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THE VICE GUIDE TO BEING TOTALLY CRUSHED OUT! Excerpt:

B: BORROWING Borrow a book or a movie just so you have the excuse to see him again, or even conveniently leave something like a sweatshirt at his house. This is a no-fail plan, because if he sees your sweatshirt lying around, he?ll have to think about you and be reminded of your charm (plus you left pheromones in it). Forced thinking is good, even though it?s commonly known as ?mind rape.? Of course, the plan backfires if you decide you don?t like him. Then you have the annoying burden of meeting up. You could then decide in a Zenlike way that it?s ?just a sweatshirt? and leave it as a relic for him to pine over forevermore. Mix tape: Billy Bragg, A New England